Men Prefer Bitches

From now on, every man from birth is fitted with special augmented reality glasses that hide all women on the street in black. It's simply a brilliant invention for guarding the eyes, so that a person won't be able to know what a woman looks like until the wedding, and won't even be able to dream about her

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I dreamed that the secular world kept making giant strides in gender relations, until it became a criminal offense for men to look at women in an inappropriate and harassing manner. Because it's unacceptable that a woman can't walk down the street without being stared at. And almost every young woman has gone through the traumatic experience of an old man looking at her. One out of one. There are even those who look at little girls, causing them psychological damage at a young age that you'll try to fix later. Because since touching was banned, a disgraceful phenomenon of men on the street intentionally giving women harassing looks worse than any touch was discovered, and nothing could be done against them, despite the damage they cause. Not to mention a boss peeking at a woman's cleavage without explicit consent and while exploiting her subordinate position. Answer me one thing: would you want the teacher to look at your daughter?

And all the men walk down the street with their eyes closed, with canes and guide dogs. And I say to myself that in such a situation, it's better to take a female dog. Because like in a divorce court - a woman takes a male lawyer, and a man takes a female lawyer. And all the dogs lead the men to my female dog, and I don't dare to look but from the sounds it seems that the street has turned into a Sodom and Gomorrah of dogs, now that the enlightened men go where the dogs take them. And persistent rumors circulate among the men that now that men are forbidden to look, women walk the streets naked. Because why should a woman be forbidden to walk however she wants? - one of the men mansplains to me. She's not doing it for you, she just wants to feel good about her body. And I wonder: how do you know, if you didn't peek?... And he grabs his cane and runs away.

But the Jewish mind doesn't disappoint, and in the end the Startup Nation finds a technological solution for this too, like for every social problem - an app. From now on, every man from birth is fitted with special augmented reality glasses that hide all women on the street in black. It's simply a brilliant invention for guarding the eyes, so that a person won't be able to know what a woman looks like until the wedding, and won't even be able to dream about her, and accidentally objectify her in his sleep. They're simply a hole in the field of vision. And even when he's nursing, he sees two black spots. If he can't imagine what breasts are, then as a man he won't be able to cause these precious organs objectifying damage, and for the first time in history, a woman will have full ownership of the image of her body, which the patriarchy tried to use to subjugate her and peek at her without her seeing.

And in the secular neighborhoods it's written: Orthodox man, please respect the character of our neighborhood and don't enter the neighborhood without appropriate eye covering. And they tell me: Why don't you take one of those black eye coverings, which they distribute at the entrance to Tel Aviv like the white kippot [Translator's note: skullcaps] they distribute at the entrance to the Western Wall, and get rid of this stinking dog? You're constantly bumping into people as if they were objects, thereby indirectly objectifying human beings and violating Kant's most fundamental commandment. And I tell them: And you think an animal is like an object? Because meanwhile I've already grown to love very much the female dog I bought, who wags her tail for me every night when I come home.