The Return of Prophecy

The moment the tremor of prophecy was felt in the prophet, and his member was for some reason an extremely sensitive seismograph to this, she replaced it with another tremor. Eventually, she agreed to sleep only when the prophet was inside her and she was like his blanket, protecting him from the word of God - and from the wrath of the masses

And it shall come to pass afterward, that I will pour out my spirit upon all flesh; and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, your old men shall dream dreams (Source)

The prophet was caught by a woman. Every time the word of God would begin to come to him, she would put her hand in his pants, and pull him by his member to the bed, where she would ride him like a reverse horse, her breasts dizzying his eyes, and he did not see the vision. God began to try to reach the prophet at night, or in a dream, but the woman slept with the prophet's member in her hands, and the moment the tremor of prophecy was felt in the prophet, and his member was for some reason an extremely sensitive seismograph to this, she replaced it with another tremor.

Eventually, she agreed to sleep only when the prophet was inside her and she was like his blanket, protecting him from the word of God, and from the wrath of the masses. At first, the kingdom breathed a sigh of relief, when prophecies of doom were no longer hurled at it, a sense of relief was felt in the streets. But as time passed, a more subtle tremor cracked the soul of the people. The drought of prophecies, which had ceased to fall from the heavens, seeped in more than any prophecy. Perhaps God is angry with us? And if so, why has He ceased to speak to us? In the past, His word was poured upon us with demands far beyond what we could bear, and now He asks for nothing, and the silence is harder than any demand. The heavens have ceased to speak, and to consume sacrifices, and will eventually swallow us alive.

A three-day fast was declared in the kingdom, and people began to search for the word of God in the prophet's old prophecies, which no one had listened to, and few remembered, and things became very distorted. Finally, writings began to appear in the kingdom, which were claimed to be the word of the prophet, and in style there was no mistaking it, but the content aroused terror: not prophecies of doom, but prophecies of lust.